{"product_id":"clutch-chameleon-t-shirt","title":"Clutch Chameleon T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne Bar Left. One Sip Left. Somehow, still standing.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003eThis is for the gamer who somehow always ends the match on 1% HP, two BOSS notifications flashing, a tail curled around an espresso cup, and an expression that is equal parts determination and barely-contained chaos. You shouldn't still be alive. The math says you're dead. And yet. You're still in the fight, running entirely on caffeine and the specific kind of panic that somehow produces better plays than calm ever could. Your teammates call it clutch. You call it a normal Tuesday.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XS","offer_id":53458505957742,"sku":"63185024355808064017","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":53458505990510,"sku":"15874471051891027510","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":53458506023278,"sku":"25248438625212047332","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":53458506056046,"sku":"19844494225194285969","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":53458506088814,"sku":"16259565668139155727","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":53458506121582,"sku":"15569971065470164446","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":53458506154350,"sku":"21528416977211160764","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":53458506187118,"sku":"10926471778379502726","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":53458506219886,"sku":"58156301886137856936","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":53458506252654,"sku":"32817025459041716258","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Purple \/ S","offer_id":53458506285422,"sku":"58100609787767892354","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":53458506318190,"sku":"25035717760640990311","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Metro Blue \/ S","offer_id":53458506350958,"sku":"30372970974273554356","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":53458506383726,"sku":"17655760229784020661","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":53458506416494,"sku":"27499961240719200944","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":53458506449262,"sku":"15095671180842070422","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":53458506482030,"sku":"74044447924001446319","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":53458506514798,"sku":"77647078689796864565","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Purple \/ M","offer_id":53458506547566,"sku":"20508114248019844364","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":53458506580334,"sku":"28357061474054216599","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Metro Blue \/ M","offer_id":53458506613102,"sku":"29213386009197611588","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":53458506645870,"sku":"29978783019113283472","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":53458506678638,"sku":"13867533814239586682","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":53458506711406,"sku":"49629099018191787838","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":53458506744174,"sku":"14091556842936624546","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":53458506776942,"sku":"13066708731554596026","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Purple \/ L","offer_id":53458506809710,"sku":"29518067845967988902","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":53458506842478,"sku":"11046398232159564944","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Metro Blue \/ L","offer_id":53458506875246,"sku":"83073882738284746323","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":53458506908014,"sku":"98372600762222025910","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":53458506940782,"sku":"20027508431871179564","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":53458506973550,"sku":"30564553971180579981","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":53458507006318,"sku":"44739717976299695921","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":53458507039086,"sku":"27987463213579511414","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Purple \/ XL","offer_id":53458507071854,"sku":"21938924870386640168","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":53458507104622,"sku":"31427933877516961369","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Metro Blue \/ XL","offer_id":53458507137390,"sku":"66821001571237111826","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":53458507170158,"sku":"27043631094084140284","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":53458507202926,"sku":"68009908451477220359","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":53458507235694,"sku":"31864662043414878738","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":53458507268462,"sku":"41654789480881901020","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":53458507301230,"sku":"13036337702653112616","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":53458507333998,"sku":"30856053402045738381","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":53458507366766,"sku":"27955670192321942846","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Metro Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":53458507399534,"sku":"33876689711600349412","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":53458507432302,"sku":"45582755857507622819","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":53458507465070,"sku":"34428445714468517126","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":53458507497838,"sku":"10874378412801577111","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":53458507530606,"sku":"98797295220506978263","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":53458507563374,"sku":"23980975261822002761","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":53458507596142,"sku":"12451692454398818171","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":53458507628910,"sku":"17332273286819372128","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Metro Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":53458507661678,"sku":"23217808205688745042","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":53458507694446,"sku":"19149663175005161742","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":53458507727214,"sku":"28879885569498879194","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":53458507759982,"sku":"33450720491990755155","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":53458507792750,"sku":"16506578327143182970","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":53458507825518,"sku":"32135957114598513775","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":53458507858286,"sku":"71526546338964647171","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":53458507891054,"sku":"27969021502987846364","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":53458507923822,"sku":"12590430802496701842","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 5XL","offer_id":53458507956590,"sku":"33017199880500687443","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":53458507989358,"sku":"17139033898371243686","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0983\/2946\/1102\/files\/DarkHeather_86a6f803-a2db-4634-ac5b-8a502d02086d.png?v=1775317926","url":"https:\/\/www.pixelbrew.us\/products\/clutch-chameleon-t-shirt","provider":"Pixel Brew","version":"1.0","type":"link"}